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1. What do you say to yourself every morning?
Today's Miza, Since 1903.

2. What do you want other people to say about you?
This is not your Father's Miza
--O.o;;;;; Helllllllll Noooooo!!!
3. Someone asked you out, your answer is...
The Miza Drinker's Lighter Miza
--....>.< Nononononononononono

4. How would you answer a booty call?
Have a Miza and Smile
--How about you don't?
5. How would you introduce yourself to someone you really like?
It could be Miza
--......that changes your life...?

6. To someone you dislike?
Nothing comes between me and my Miza
--....I guess... in reality...

7. You're in a conversation and you suddenly feel the need to pee, how would you excuse yourself?
Tonight, Let it be Miza.
-->.>; On second thought, just let me go pee.

8. Your parents ask you why you got home late, you say...
Sometimes you feel like a Miza, sometimes you don't.
--And then you feel like a prisoner as all your privleges are take away cause you were a minute late...

9. You're failing a subject, you say...
Be young, Have fun, Drink Miza.
--Please don't drink me. I don't taste good.

10. The love of your life asks you to marry him/her, what do you say?
Run for the Miza.
--Yes, run, run very far away cause I'll make your life a living hell.

11. Your bf/gf is breaking up with you, you tell him/her...
If you want to get ahead, get a Miza.
--So don't leave me Dammit!

12. Someone told you you're a jerk, you tell them...
Is it live, or is it Miza?

13. What are the best words to describe you?
I like the Miza in you.
-->.>;

14. If you're going to have a movie about your life, the title is...
The science in Miza
--.......oh great, another infomerical...

15. Your last words before you die...
What can Miza do for you?
--...make pretty flower grow?

16. Your message to a special someone...
Lipsmackin' Thirstquenchin' Acetastin' Motivatin' Goodbuzzin' Cooltalkin' Highwalkin' Fastlivin' Evergivin' Coolfizzin' Miza
--lolololololololololol is that what you think?

17. Title of this post will be...
You can't get quicker than a Miza fitter
--Surrreee why not?